They see me mowing...my front lawn....

They all think I'm white and nerdy...

After soiling myself watching this, I thought I had better post it up for a laff... Made my evening lol

Well, stop reading and see for yourself.... This is part of a recent speight of Youtube based madness and I daresay there will be more, for certain there's some crazy sh*t on that there tube...

Dumbing down...?

Ha


Okay, I was bored. Standing in line at Uni waiting to get some cash out from the hole in the wall... it was then I realised that Barclays have now labled their ATM's, cashmachines or whatever you want to call it the "Hole in the wall".

Bloody fantastic, I couldn't believe it, but how good is that... at first I thought it was just at Uni, but turns out I was wrong and infact spread to loads of em...

They have also done away with chained pens and now have blue ball points which encourage you to take them home... Whey! never have to buy a pen again.... bloody students..! On the flipside I have become a 'regular' even if it is to do a smash and grab job with a fistful of pens....bloody students....


Random observation... sorry its not 'laff a minute'

One for all my Russian Commrades

Take me back to your house.....

Okay, so the song, maybe not the greatest in the world, but the video is absolutely fantastic and completely random. Being Basement Jaxx, they tend to be a little odd, but this goes all the way to Mother Russia, to the Sickle and Sithe and even Russian Dancing Bears... Watch it... its strangely adictive...

Mike

Why, why does it happen to me....

Out of my way! I'm a motorist

Right, I am sorry but its time for a rant....

Why is it that people feel the need to pull out in front of me, cut me up and look at me as if I am insane....! Whats worse is recently I have fallen foul of dodgy old codgers in aging Toyotas, Rovers and Nissans....

It goes a little something like this...

I'm driving along, happy and content, its a national speed limit road, doing about 55, "OH SHIT! NISSAN!" thats right, some barnicle with more wrinkles than a Value Prune has just pulled straight out of a junction about 30 yards in front....

Bang on go the brakes, I nearly get rear-ended by an Audi, (and quite frankly the last thing I wanted to see in life was a Red Micra with Ethel talking to Fred about the price of beef and how much her bunions hurt.... ) Still, I manage to stop as he bumbles grinds his way to 25, 40, and stays there, shaking his head at my bare faced cheek and audacity for actually tooting at him....

We continued to bumble along the road with ethel holding onto her hat and Fred pointing out of the wimdow and we hit the 30 zone, so he speeds up? WTF!!! ARGHHHGHHHH

And lo and behold it happened again yesterday, except a mind blowing 35mph through the whole of the journey, a blur of tweed and caps.

I couldn't believe it, you have no idea how much it infuriates me, to the point of being sadenough to write a rant about it. at least if you are going to cut me up and cause whiplash at least have the courtesy to stick up your middle finger and blast along the road in a string of profanities and a cloud of smoke.... f***'s sake.

So tell me, for those of you that drive, what gets under your skin the most, or even as a passenger, leave a comment below....

Mike

Baby got book

One for my Christian Homies!

Big thanks to my bro for putting me on to this... Made me laugh so much when I saw this, give it a chance and listen to the lyrics. "They only talk o her cos she looks like Mother Teresa."

Peace.

An English Summer...

Just laffing and Singin' In The Rain

What do you get when you take one bored student, a camcorder and yet another wet and miserable rainy day, yes thats right; some crazy ass dance... Me, my brother his girl and some mates had gone up to Mill Hill, to chill, enjoy the sun and a picnic. Nice, until predictably it chucks it down. Bored and armed with a video camera, for no actual reason I thought I would do a random dance which we later edited together to make this clip... Not bad from twenty seconds of footage... haha let me know what you think...Sit back and enjoy half a Snickers...

Who are you? What's That in there? Are those my feet!?

Starting a new:

Welcome to arethosemyfeet, the brand spanking new blog from long term mates and students Mike and Dom. This blog continues on from tourette-icalmoments.blogspot.com a blog which, although many loved, few could spell.

Its not just us that have moved on though, in our year away at different uni's Blogging technology has passed as by. Now, God help you, you can see and hear our toomfoolery here on the blog as we focus in on the wacky the insane and downright odd.

We hope that you enjoy the site; don't forget to add us to favourites and check back to see what the hell we have been up to.

For now three questions should remain on your lips. Who are you? What's that in there? Are those my feet?